Mister Marmalade who! (The nerve of it!)


 

Mr Marmalade who! (The nerve of it!)


Dear friends, have you missed me? In my absence, you may or may not be aware that Mister Marmalade has had a story published about him and indeed friends how did that happen when he is such a boring cat.



I mean, anyone can be fluffy and squidgy, but it takes real talent to patrol a fence with a tin helmet two sizes too large. (We know miss furry!) Alright, wow so rude, and daisy sniffing..., Who wants to spend all day up to their belly buttons sniffing daisies when they could be having fabulous adventures like myself. Why just the other day I spent all afternoon licking all my favourite rocks. (One by one so very therapeutic and not a total waste of my time like mum said...)





Whilst hiding in the undergrowth at the bottom of my garden, all Mister Marmalade did was to sit at the horse gallop waiting. Look! at him all day he stayed there.  YAWN!!







Yes I know he does blend in a bit but that's marmalade cats for you all matchy-matchy with their unfortunate environments. Unlike may I say self, who stands out magnificently against any background, with my tin helme- (alright we know Miss Furry!!) wow so rude stop interrupting me honestly the nerve of it...







So if you would in any crazy situation like to buy the book (I know, not all tastes are as good as my own) then it's still available, apparently, maybe, but fear not friends, the next one will DEFINITELY be ALL about ME.

UK:
USA:
JAPAN:
AUSTRALIA:

Also available in other countries, check your country's Amazon shop.

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Mr Marmalade Finds Courage

Mr Marmalade Finds Courage
Mister Marmalade is a friendly old cat who has two things he must always remember every day; one never to go backwards into bushes as he often gets stuck, and two, never ever in sunny weather walk past Miss Furry's fence. Unfortunately for Mister Marmalade, he, forgot one of those two things on this fine sunny day! Also available in Canada, USA & Japan. (As well as the UK.) Please use there respective stores to purchase them in those places. Above is the UK Link.
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Helen Lewins is an author. Helen was born in Northumberland but due to the closure of the coal mines, her parents moved the family to North London to take up work as publicans. After school, she started an apprenticeship with an electrical engineering medical company where she worked for many years as a Service Engineer. With a calling for something else more creative she went travelling in the UK and worked the summer in a hotel on the Jurassic Coast. This led her to study hospitality management and after graduation, she took on a role as a hotel Manager back in Northumberland. Then her life changed forever and along came her beautiful son. It became obvious early on that he was developing at a different rate from his peers. He had limited speech until he was eight years old. Eventually, after quite a long journey he was diagnosed with Autism. That is when Helen started to write about Miss Furry to entertain her son as it was based on their pet cat. It has been a very personal journey for them both and Helen hopes that Miss Furry brings joy to other children. Helen and her Son live in Northumberland with Miss Furry who does indeed spend her days patrolling the fence.

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