Mister Marmalade who! (The nerve of it!)
Dear friends, have you missed me? In my absence, you may or may not be aware that Mister Marmalade has had a story published about him and indeed friends how did that happen when he is such a boring cat.
I mean, anyone can be fluffy and squidgy, but it takes real talent to patrol a fence with a tin helmet two sizes too large. (We know miss furry!) Alright, wow so rude, and daisy sniffing..., Who wants to spend all day up to their belly buttons sniffing daisies when they could be having fabulous adventures like myself. Why just the other day I spent all afternoon licking all my favourite rocks. (One by one so very therapeutic and not a total waste of my time like mum said...)
Whilst hiding in the undergrowth at the bottom of my garden, all Mister Marmalade did was to sit at the horse gallop waiting. Look! at him all day he stayed there. YAWN!!






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