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Who stole the rule's from the fence post?...



We have had a mystery here at Furry HQ, Miss Furry whilst doing her rounds 'patrolling'  has noticed the 'furry code' appendix something, of the garden rules have gone missing.  She came flying in, in a furry wirlwind. With a look of sheer panic on her face.


I looked at Miss furry what has happened, has someone stolen your Tin Breast plate?.  No, even worse  than that. Even worse than that!..I exclaimed.  It turns out whilst Miss Furry was visiting Mister Gnome (you may remember he had been to a conference on "How to stop goats eating your home!"), this morning and when she was with Mr Gnome she happened to notice the lack of paper flapping. This was lost on me entirely. Ah!, then I remembered the "furry code", Miss Furry rules of the garden (I shall not go into them it would take far to long). That must be what Miss Furry was referring to.


"How on earth is a cat meant to keep order", (oh dear I thought)... "I mean, it's hard enough with having to patrol back and forth as well as looking out of the sunny window"...( Oh dear, Oh dear, I thought)... "But now some unscrupulous feathery or furry fiend (that's not easy to say!), has removed the rules"... "This will never do, this Will never do!"... (oh dear, oh dear, oh dear I though)...






Miss furry has had to have a lie down in her blanket basket to settle her nerves.
" I can't possible look for them now, I think I might have to put my Tin Helmet on",... (oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear I thought, not the Tin Helmet two sizes too big)...




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