Two is a crowd. But three’s a nightmare!

Dear friends don't be fooled by this calm exterior I have had quite a challenging week let me tell you about it. Pull up your paws and settle in. This weeks story is called;

 

                             Two is a Crowd, but Three's a Nightmare!

 

That's Belinda happily tucking into My thyme. By MY fence at the bottom of MY garden.. now I don't need to tell you that the bottom of my garden is a special place where the fence of doom (ok just go with it) is situated. No one is allowed near my fence as clearly stated in the rules appendix 2 of the furry code thingy...

I thought it best to remind Belinda as she had obviously forgotten about the rules of appendix 2 furry code thingy.

 "Ahem Belinda, may I remind you no friend or foe be it feathery or fur are allowed to pass this way". "This is my end of the garden, not yours you can play down the other end with the other hens". "I don't need to tell you the importance of following the rules of the garden appendix 2 of the furry code but nevertheless, I obviously need to refresh you".

 At this point, Belinda who was getting rather cross  (and I can't think Why!) Said I was very rude indeed and all animals whether feathery or fur should be allowed to use all of the garden and indeed, she felt I needed a more" holistic" view of the garden sharing... Holistic view! WELL, REALLY there is no one more considerate than me.  Honestly friends you know how I regularly help Mister Marmalade eat up his leftovers at no thought for my own well being. 

Belinda was still in full swing with her beak moving up and down whilst her wings flapped first left then right. (Never stop a hen in full monologue they just start again friends).  When I noticed something or should I say someone from the corner of my furry eye...

Felicity... what was she doing hunched in the corner by MY rhubarb this day is getting worse.

I left Belinder wings stretched in full verse about all living things should share and what a kinder planet this would be if we did and in fact, if we could all just hold wings and touch beaks...

 I mean who does she think she is I do share really, well not really but I could if I wanted, and that's what counts.

Felicity why are you by My Rhubard it's Mister Gnomes house? You just can’t park your paws where you like you know, and let's no all forget; 

THE RULES... once more for all " NO FRIEND OR FOE BE THEM FEATHERY OR FUR ARE ALLOWED TO PASS THIS WAY!!" (that may have come across as rather shouty but needs must.)

I need to lay down friends and more importantly some much clearer rules! This is all too much.

On my way back to the house I can't be sure but I think I heard Belinda and Felicity shout.  "What's her problem, what she needs is a much more Holistic view on garden sharing..."

           Until next week friends don't forget to all hold wings and touch beaks together...