The importance of being fur most!

The importance of being Furmost.

Dear friends, I have been rather tired this past few days and am so exhausted . You may remember my nasty experience on Halloween. Well, this has prompted strong action on my part. New amended rules with appendix thingy of the furry code 2.

I have been (at great) lengths trying to explain the  new rules of the garden with the attached appendix thingy of the furry code 2. To all who pass (well mainly Mister Marmalade).

I don't think it's too much to expect all passing friends or foes to respect said rules of the garden with attached appendix thingy of the furry code 2. But to hear Mister Marmalade it's the end of the world.

 "What is the furry code appendix thingy,? I mean Miss Furry.  I've just about got the idea of the old rules, how on earth am I suppose to follow the new furry code!”

“Well really, Mister Marmalade it's not that tricky... After my rather frightening experience with the scary cat on Halloween. I though it better to amend the garden rules so as there was no confusion of what is expected in my garden”. 

 I explained this at great lengths again to Mister Marmalade with maybe a little embroidery and embellishment.  (Why does Mister Marmalade have to I have everything spelt out too him? It’s so frustrating!!)

Mister Marmalade squished up his squishy, sploggy face “so  just so I’ve got this right. It’s the appendix amendment furry code...or the amendment of the furry code appendix 2...no it’s the amendment appendix code of the furry! No, no don’t interrupt me. I’ve got it let me just explain, it’s the amendment 2 code furry appendix, that’s it. Got it. There you are Miss furry.” 

“Actually Miss Furry what is an amendment or indeed a furry code or actually an appendix?.. that’s it  my head hurts.  I’m going of to the daisy field. I've got  Daisies  with my name on them and after all Miss Furry they won't sniff themselves.”

Well really friends how inconsiderate is that. As you know I would never leave a friend in such need. Being as considerate as I am. You  may remember the “what I now call”, “scary episode” of the huge cat. Well it  was such an ordeal it has left me rather shaken.

The new furry code amendment appendix thingy 2 says, “no feline can walk on Miss Furry's fence between the hours of late and much  later. Otherwise!  it will be a strong telling of from my fine furry self. “

I think that should do it friends...and after all there is great importance in being furmost in all matters garden!