Who has eaten Mr Gnomes home ?...
Poor Mr Gnome has had a few problems this week, it started with the ever expanding too big Rhubarb leaves which then attracted the ever so persistent presents of two munching ever so friendly goats on the roof of his house.
Mr gnome you may remember lives under the Rhubarb plant at the bottom of the garden. This week has been an exceptionally trying one as the eating of his roof has somewhat overwhelmed him. Mr gnome normally has a sunny disposition and regularly takes council with Miss furry. But this week he has decided enough is enough and it's time to move.
Miss furry thought she ought to help her friend Mr Gnome relocate (too which we were all rather surprised as in fact Miss Furry doesn't normally offer any assistance to anyone), being as she is rather difficult and dare I say it selfish. So of she went to help.
Unfortunately however this didn't happen because who should happen to pass by?, only the cuddly Mr Marmalade who had decided to go Daisy sniffing (he loves it I tell you!) at the very moment that Miss Furry was looking for a suitable location for Mr Gnomes house.
Off she went yawling and parading back and forth on the fence (yes that's right with her shiny breast plate and helmet on). Poor Mr marmalade was again stricken by fear and did the if- I-stand- very-still-behind-this-blade-of-grass Miss Furry will forget about me being here and hopefully will stop. Whilst at the same time putting his paws over his sploggy ears.
I ran into the garden to help Mr Marmalade and to offer assistance to Mr Gnome who had quite been forgotten about in all the fuss and commotion!.
I tutted at Miss Furry who had a look of "What that's the rules nothing furry or otherwise to walk past my back fence".
I found Mr Gnome a lovely new location no thanks to you know who...





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