A kingdom fur my horse..
Miss Furry has decided with all the airborne invaders well namely one Mr Clumsy Wood pigeon, the fence was no longer a suitable spot for fur'valience as she has nearly been knocked of once or twice due to the incoming flight of said Mr Clumsy Wood Pigeon.
After the second near miss. Miss Furry though she needed a higher vantage spot. ( It's an important job you know repelling all invaders). The highest possible without tree climbing. She tried that once and decided after the Fire Brigade had to be called it was best not to repeat that activity any time soon!.
So Miss Furry took up position upon the rickety old shed. Miss Furry The Great ( I know but what can you do ) can now survey all within her fur'dom. In relative safety.
The rather large Mr Clumsy Wood Pigeon (yes that's right the one who has been using our garden as a landing and take off strip). Has really ruffled the fur of you know who.
"I mean how rude" ... (I know Miss Furry), "without a thought for the racket it causes". (Yes I know Miss Furry). " And what with him being so clumsy" (I know Miss Furry, I know) " I mean a cats just not safe".
To be fair to Miss Furry he does cause quite a stir within the feathery fraternity also who all happily reside in the fur tree. Without too much fuss most of the time.
Miss Furry The Great has taken it upon herself to not only protect her garden ( it's a full time job you know!) but to also insure The Clumsy Mr Wood Pigeon does not knock her "of the fence anymore thank you very much, as it keeps knocking my helmet off".
And we all know how much Miss Furry loves her shiny tin helmet...



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