Halt who goes Fur...


Miss Furry has had a new visitor a never before seen in the neighborhood cat. An ever so elegant feline with long limbs and short smooth fur with occasional small splodgettes of marmalade (not like Mr Marmalade who has big spots of lumpy marmalade all over his well covered cosy body). But delicate ones with just a hint of marmalade.

The new-cat-in-town doesn't know the official Miss Furry's rules of the back fence and garden. To be fair though no one is partial to that information (especially not poor Mr Marmalade, oh and the not so graceful Mr Wood Pigeon!).  However the ever so elegant feline must have decided to take a morning stroll today along the back fence between the garden and the paddock, ( well why not It was a lovely day today) .Without knowing any reason why not too.

It so happened today that Mr Marmalade had also decided to have a morning stroll and he forgot one of the two things he needs to always remembered ( no not the one about getting stuck in the bushes  but the never ever walk past Miss Furry's back garden one) on his way to the field where the daisies are, probably for a day of daisy sniffing ( Mr Marmalade loves doing that!).

Miss Furry was beside herself with indignation and launched herself on the back fence. Making such a racket that Mr Marmalade once more stricken with fear with a look of  noooo not again on his sploggy face and was trying to stand so perfectly still in the hope he would be overlooked, whereas the elegant feline looked so perplexed as to what all the fuss was about and continued walking along the fence (quite bravely myself and Mr Marmalade thought!). To the other side.

Well that went down well as you can imagine and now Miss Furry is back to patrolling her fur'dom.  With her shiny breast plate and Helmet ( I really though she had had enough of that!), she has also decided to attach some rules to the fence post just in case anyone should by chance happen to wander her way.

Miss Furry's official (as written by herself ahem!) rules of the garden...

1. No one can walk on 'My' back fence furry or otherwise!.
2. Mr Wood Pigeon needs to stop landing in 'My' garden!!.
3. Failure to comply with above rules will result in a show of defence so be warned.!!!

 I think someone should tell Miss Furry's that cats cannot read...not me though!!!

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Mr Marmalade Finds Courage

Mr Marmalade Finds Courage
Mister Marmalade is a friendly old cat who has two things he must always remember every day; one never to go backwards into bushes as he often gets stuck, and two, never ever in sunny weather walk past Miss Furry's fence. Unfortunately for Mister Marmalade, he, forgot one of those two things on this fine sunny day! Also available in Canada, USA & Japan. (As well as the UK.) Please use there respective stores to purchase them in those places. Above is the UK Link.
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Helen Lewins is an author. Helen was born in Northumberland but due to the closure of the coal mines, her parents moved the family to North London to take up work as publicans. After school, she started an apprenticeship with an electrical engineering medical company where she worked for many years as a Service Engineer. With a calling for something else more creative she went travelling in the UK and worked the summer in a hotel on the Jurassic Coast. This led her to study hospitality management and after graduation, she took on a role as a hotel Manager back in Northumberland. Then her life changed forever and along came her beautiful son. It became obvious early on that he was developing at a different rate from his peers. He had limited speech until he was eight years old. Eventually, after quite a long journey he was diagnosed with Autism. That is when Helen started to write about Miss Furry to entertain her son as it was based on their pet cat. It has been a very personal journey for them both and Helen hopes that Miss Furry brings joy to other children. Helen and her Son live in Northumberland with Miss Furry who does indeed spend her days patrolling the fence.

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